My Kuya Rama :>

....You're welcome Veka

Name: Ramadan Santos Guiamano

Birthdate: July 19, 1980

Hometown: Marikina City the Shoe Capital of the Philippines

Hobbies: Playing PS2, Surfing the web, Playing Basketball, EATING, SLEEPING, Watching TV

Music Types: Any/All Genres

Favorite Phrase: "Ayus..ayus"

Relation: My Uncle :>

Additional Facts:

• the 3rd of 4 children. ONLY BOY....XD
• tries to diet but always fails....
• plays basketball every weekend
• me and Kuya Rams "bonding time": GOING TO ANIME CONVENTIONS :>
• reads Naruto Shippuuden and Bleach manga regularly
• wiling to eat anything XD
• lazy....*...so that's where I got my lazyness >.>*

.....SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?!....

Call Now and get this lovely(?) man for yourself for only Php 1,999.00!!

And if you're one of the first 20 people to order.....

You'll get this limited edition picture of Kuya Rama!!

BUT WAIT!! THERE'S MORE!!

If you call within 10 minutes after you've read this...

We'll slash Php 1,000.00 OFF the original price!!!

Making this fine bachelor available for you for only Php 999.00!!

THAT'S AMAZING!!!

Call NOW!!!

I mean it....CALL!

*Kuya Rama exclusively distributed by Boredom Can Do Wonders For Certain Kids*

*Kuya Ramas sold from other sources are only duplicates and not nearly half as awesome as the original*